After that shock, I resolved that there was nothing I could do, so carried on wanking, trying very hard not to get over excited. The timing of the bus routes between the nearby major towns are such that the buses often meet in the centre of our village. Having recovered from the first double decker I was confronted minutes later by another going in the opposite direction. There are never two double deckers on the route! Again I had no idea if I was seen. I can only report that nothing has come of it so far, so hopefully if anyone did see a naked man wanking in public, they have done nothing more about it.